I'm thinking maybe I hard-code a Linux command line in my kernel image
and place the EFI stubby boi in my ESP as a file named bootx64.efi,
because I want it to *work*
I also have the beginnings of building the ports tree, but that has
proven to be more involved than I wanted it to be. For now we're doing
an "untrusted" pull of the Alpine keys off of the Alpine HTTPS
repository then doing key signing for everything else. I plan on doing
that phase from the ports tree at a later date, but for now it has
proven too elusive...