UEFI: GRUB probably ain't it, chief

I'm thinking maybe I hard-code a Linux command line in my kernel image
and place the EFI stubby boi in my ESP as a file named bootx64.efi,
because I want it to *work*

mk/uefi.mk

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 PLATFORM_PHONYS := partition kernel
-PLATFORM_PKGS := linux-lts grub-efi efibootmgr
+PLATFORM_PKGS := linux-lts
 
 BOOTFS_PART := 1
 ROOTFS_PART := 2
@@ -10,3 +10,12 @@ RUNLEVEL_DEFAULT ?= acpid crond
 partition: blkcheck
 	$(DOSU) fdisk $(BLKDEV) <<<$$'g\nw\n'
 	$(DOSU) sfdisk $(BLKDEV) <<<$$',1G,C12A7328-F81F-11D2-BA4B-00A0C93EC93B,*\n,,0FC63DAF-8483-4772-8E79-3D69D8477DE4,\n'
+
+$(MOUNTPOINT)/boot/grub:
+	$(MAKE) $(ACHROOT)
+	$(ACHROOTI_CMD)' && grub-install --target=x86_64-efi --efi-directory=/boot'
+
+$(MOUNTPOINT)/.bootloader-done: $(MOUNTPOINT)/boot/grub
+	touch $@
+
+bootloader: $(MOUNTPOINT)/.bootloader-done